Friends don’t let friends type while drunk—or at least type without a grammar and punctuation checker. There are plenty of checkers online for free, folks.
Yes, there are tons of errors on the screenshot below (instant comma karma’s gonna get you, for one thing!), but one particular boo-boo sticks out like a sore dewclaw. It makes me wonder if ol’ Sam, man’s best friend’s best friend—bless his heart—is an animal advocate or a eugenicist.
P.S. This one for the win: